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Zapraszam do dyskusji




I want to introduce you . See her gallery... best photos ever!

Visit the best gallery on DeviantArt!

He has very strong wish... to be better and better
I suppose he is almost perfect xP

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Tag xD
Cyp mnie wrobił, ajajaj...

Wybierz dwunastu bohaterów, nastęnie odpowiedz na pytania.
1. Richard the Warlock (Looking for Group)
2. Lord Shaeogorath (Oblivion)
3. Buka (Muminki)
4. Harry Potter (Harry Potter xP)
5. Lucien Lachance (Oblivion)
6. Lara Croft (Tomb Rider)
7. Rastaban (mry ^^)
8. Śmierć (Swiat Dysku)
9. Geralt (WIedźmin)
10. Simba (Król Lew)
11. Mała Syrenka
12. Misha ^^

1. Kto byłby lepszym profesorem w college'u, 6 (Lara Croft) czy 11(Mała Syrenka)? Jakiego przedmiotu by uczyli?
Jezzzuuuu.... Lara Croft by chyba za nieposłuszeństwo rozpieprzała od razu ucznia z tych swoich rewolwerków xD
Natomiast Małą Syrenkę uczniowie by chyba wprost roznieśli...

2. Czy uważasz, że 4 (Harry Potter) jest sexy? Jak bardzo?

NO BEZ JAJ! xD

3. 12(Misha) wysyła 8(Śmierć na misję. Co to jest i czy się powiedzie?

Misha to zapewne wysłałby Śmierć na poszukiwanie pluszowego misia... Natomiast Śmierć ze swoją znajomością ziemskich realiów przyniósłby mu tego misia... niekoniecznie z pluszu xP
„I CO Z TEGO, ŻE JEST Y MIESA….”

4.Jaka jest (albo byłaby) ulubiona książka 9(Geralt)?

Seks w Wielkiej Puszczy z Kilkunastoma Elfkami? xD

5.Czy więcej sensu miałoby, gdyby 2(Lord Shaeogorath) mówił świństwa 6(Lara Croft), czy na odwrót?

No, Sheogorath jest facetem, a Lara babka... jednakże preferencji lorda nie znam xD

6. Z jakiegoś powodu 5(Lucien Lachance) szuka współlokatora. -Powinien zamieszkać z 9, czy 10 ?

Obojętnie. Chociaż wzrastają szanse tego, który bardziej krzyczy podczas tortur.

7. 2(Lord Shaeogorath), 7(Rastaban) i 12(Misza) jedzą razem obiad/kolację. Gdzie na nią pójdą i o czym będą rozmawiać?

Zapewne siedzieliby w jakimś pałacu przy wystawnej kolacji… Lord Shaeogorath i tak mówiłby do siebie, natomiast Rasta z Miszą by się razem bawili (nie jest wykluczone rzucanie przez Miszę jedzeniem xD)

8. 3(Buka) wyzywa 10(Simba) na pojedynek. Co się dzieje?

Nic, Simba jest już daleeekkkooooo…. xP

9. Gdyby 1(Richard) ukradł 9(Geralt) jego najcenniejszą rzecz, jak 9 by ją odzyskał?

Sytuacja jest właściwie patowa, wszyscy wiemy, że zarówno jeden jak i drugi potrafią WSZYSTKO xD

10. Zasugeruj tytuł dla opowieści, w której 7(Rastaban) i 12(Misza) zdobywają to, na czym im najbardziej zależy.

„Domowe Obiadki Mamusi Mgiełki” xP


11. Co byś wymyślił (w fabule) gdybyś chciał, aby 4(Harry Potter) i 1(Richard) byli razem?

Chyba musiałby być rok 4082, kiedy to homoseksualizm wchodzi jako jedyna słuszna i dominująca orientacja seksualna. Dodatkowo Richard musiałby się pozbyć swojego kochanego króliczka, wtedy być może skierowałby swoje głębokie uczucie na biedną sierotę, łaknącą miłości – Harry’ego Pottera…

12. Gdyby 7(Rastaban) odwiedził cię w weekend, jakbyście się dogadali?

Hm… Myryry? ^^

13. Gdybyś mógł rozkazać 3(Buka) zrobić dowolną jedną rzecz dla ciebie, co by to było?

Wystraszyć całą konkurencję na egzaminach wstęnych xD

14. Czy ktokolwiek z twojej listy przyjaciół rysuje lub pisze o 11(Mała Syrenka)?

Uhm… nie? xD

15. Gdyby 2(Lord Shaeogorath) musiał wybrać między 4(Harry Potter) i 5(Lucien Lachance), kogo by wybrał?

Chyba Lucien, duzo przystojniejszy… i z tej samej gry xD Nie mieliby problemu z odległością…

16. Co mógłby wykrzyczeć 10(Simba) ruszając do boju?

WWWhhhhhrrraaau!

17. Gdybyś miał wybrać piosenkę reprezentującą 8(Śmierć, co to by było?

Opeth “Death Whispered a Lullababy” ^^

18. 1(Richard), 6(Lara Croft) i 12(Misha) są w ciemnej, chińskiej restauracji. Został tylko jeden naleśnik i wszyscy sięgają po niego w tej samej chwili...

Richard udaje, że cos, co nie ocieka krwią i czarną magią mu nie smakuje, Lara Croft twierdzi, ze się odchudza, więc wszystko ok., bo Misza i tak już dawno go zjadł ^^

19. Co mógłby powiedzieć 2(Lord Shaeogorath) do 10(Simba), jeśli chciałby go poderwać?

(Coś ten Sheogorath biedny jest pechowy xP)
Kotku…. ^^


20. Za co najprawdopodobniej mógłby zostać aresztowany 5(Lucien Lachance)?

Za 1987 morderstwo, którego mu i tak nie udowodnią? xD I na które ma licencję…


21. Co jest sekretem 6(Lara Croft)?

Jak nikt nie patrzy to wpi***la czekolade po kątach xD


22. Gdyby 11(Mała Syrenka) i 9(Geralt) się ścigali, kto byłby pierwszy ?

To zależy gdzie. Na lądzie z pewnościa Geralt (chyba, ze Tryton dałby córce cos do pomocy, np. nogi), pod wodą z pewnością Geralt, każdy wie, ze on potrafi wszystko xD

23.1(Richard) i 9 (Geralt) niechętnie razem ratują świat, któremu zagraża zła sekretna organizacja 4 (Harry’ego Pottera). 11 (Mała Syrenka) zgłasza się, by im pomóc, ale później okazuje się, że jest tak naprawdę szpiegiem 4ki (Harry’ego Pottera). W międzyczasie 4 (HP) porywa 12 (Miszę, aby wymusić na nich poddanie się. Podążając za mądrą radą 5ki (Luciena Lachance’a), szukają 3ki (Buki), która daje im czego potrzebują, aby dokończyć swój quest . Jaki tytuł dałbyś takiemu fikowi?

„Kobiety i Smoczatka przyczyną nieszczęść swiata, Buka lekiem na wszystko”

Tagi:
Hieeeenaaaa xP

I want to introduce you . See her gallery... best photos ever!

I can't believe it at all...
But, now I'm sure of it. And all because of
Thank you, my Dragon
My sweetheart ^^

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Tag:

Dear Cypisek!

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me. With George Bush and his wife and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Natoli

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RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I want to introduce you . See her gallery... best photos ever!

I can't believe it at all...
But, now I'm sure of it. And all because of
Thank you, my Dragon
My sweetheart ^^

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Tagged by

RULES:
→ Pick your birth month.
→ Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
→ Bold the best that apply to you.
→ Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months
→ Tag 5 people from your friends list.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision
Easily influenced by kindness
Polite and soft-spoken - comparative
Having ideas
Sensitive
Active mind
Hesitating, tends to delay
Choosy and always wants the best
Temperamental
Funny and humorous
Loves to joke
Sexy - I have no capacity to weigh up this xP Ask Rastaban xD
Good debating skills - only if wants :]
Talkative
Daydreamer
Friendly
Knows how to make friends
Able to show character
Easily hurt
Prone to getting colds - absolutely not!
Loves to dress up - absolutely not too xP
Easily bored - more absolutely not? xPPP
Fussy
Seldom shows emotions - only to friends
Takes time to recover when hurt
Brand conscious
Executive
Stubborn


I'm too lazy to think about tagging someone else XP
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MONTHS LIST:

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teachand be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy.Quiet unless excited or tensed.Rather reserved.Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic . Loves to dream Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Sexy. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood (I think sometimes). Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt . Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally.Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked.Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Is able to control emotions. Unpredictable.


DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Something has gone...
Something won't be again...

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Something new was born...

Thanks for every single kind word

Zostałam ztaggowana przez mojego kochanego

1. Wez lezaca najblizej Ciebie ksiazke, otworz ja na 18 stronie i znajdz 4 linijke.
"Płomień w tętnie. Wahanie w drgnieniach delikatnych mięśni wokół oczu"

2. Wyciagnij swoje lewe ramie najdalej jak mozesz.
Ups.... monitor XD

3. Co odgladalas/ogladales ostatnio w telewizji?
A co to jest telewizja? Poproszę nastęne pytanie

4. Bez patrzenia, zgadnij jaka jest teraz godzina.
Kurka, na pewno zbyt późna.... moze cos koło 21:15

5. Teraz popatrz na zegar. Ktora jest godzina?
21:09 - blisko!

6. Oprocz dzwiekow komputera, co teraz slyszysz?
Tykanie zegara

7. Kiedy ostatni raz bylas/byles na zewnatrz? Co robilas/robiles?
Biegłam na autobus, bo nie mogłam sie spóźnić do muzyka

8. Zanim zaczelas/zaczales ta ankiete, na co patrzylas/patrzyles?
Na stos nonatet z polskiego

9. W co jestes ubrana/ubrany?
W to, w co zazwyczaj metale XD

10. Czy snilas/sniles ostatniej nocy?
Tak

11. Kiedy ostatni raz smialas/smiales sie?
Przed chwilą, siedząc na gg i rozmawiajac z L-Devilem

12. . Co jest na scianach w pomieszczeniu, w ktorym sie znajdujesz?
Jezu, nie każ mi tego wymieniać! Mnóóóóóstwo smoków, wszystkie mojego autorstwa, gryfy róznej maści, wiersze, widokówki, plakaty, kukiełki, nawet jedna włochata czarna kulka, wypracowania L-Devila i jego notatki z programowania, rysunki różnego rodzaju, kalendarz, zegar, długopis na pasku i obok niego zaraz kartka ze spisem zadań do zrobienia, a obok druga, o połowę krótsza z listą zadań juz wykonanych xD Itp. itd....

13. . Widzialas/widziales ostatnio cos dziwnego?
Tak. Siebie w lustrze XD

14. Co myslisz o tym quizie?
Nawet niezły, bywąło gorzej :>

15. Jaki byl ostatni film ktory widzialas/widziales?
Ostatni Samuraj

16. Jesli zostalabys/zostalbys mulitmilionerka/multimilionerem, co bys kupila/kupil?
Swoją własną wyspę z domem dla mnie i dla L-Devila

17. Powiedz mi cos o sobie, czego nie wiem.
A skad ja mogę wiedzieć, czego nie wiesz?

18. Jesli moglabys/moglbys zmienic jedna rzecz na swiecie, bez wzgledu na przewinienie czy przepisy, co bys zrobila/zrobil?
Żeby istniały SMOKI!

19. Lubisz tanczyc?
Niezbyt

20. George Bush:
A co wy mnie tu w politykę wciągacie, coo? :>

21. . Wyobraz sobie, ze Twoje pierwsze dziecko jest dziewcznka, jak ja nazwiesz?
Jagoda

22. Wyobraz sobie, ze Twoje pierwsze dziecko jest chlopcem, jak go nazwiesz?
Marek

23. Czy kiedykolwiek zastanawiales sie nad zyciem za granica?
Tak. Zdecydowanie nie chcę.

24. Co chcialabys/chcialbys zeby powiedzial do Ciebie Bog, kiedy dosiegniesz perlowych bram?
"To poczekamy na L-Devila"

25. 4 osoby, ktore musza rowniez miec to w SWOICH journal'ach: